Sara Tang
Sexuality Coach
★★★★★4.8 from 1,200+ Reviews
·50K+ Unos sold·Designed for beginnersUno Vibrator
Beginners, this one's for you. Uno vibrator — gentle external and internal pleasure in one ergonomic design. 5 intensities, whisper-quiet motor, medical-grade silicone. Perfect for solo exploration or partner play, with a shape that feels natural in hand.
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The Thelemonmassagers Guide
A 60-day solo-or-partner companion with exploration tips, communication scripts, and pacing advice — developed with certified sex educators.
Maaike Steinebach
Relationship Therapist
Karen Bigman
Certified Menopause Coach
Hayley Hoffman
Wellness Educator
Angela Wright
Color Psychologist
Annette Benedetti
Sexologist & Educator
Dr. Tessa Commers
Pelvic Floor Specialist
Georgie Culley
Intimacy Coach
Real, shame-free guidance. Adaptable for solo or partnered play. Inclusive of every body and identity.
Medical-grade platinum-cured silicone (FDA-registered, phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free). ABS plastic core. Lithium-ion rechargeable battery. USB-C charging. Weight: 142g. Dimensions: 165 × 32 × 28 mm. Operating noise: under 48 dB. IPX6 water-resistant rating.
Independently tested for phthalates, heavy metals, and dermal biocompatibility. CE marked, RoHS compliant, FCC certified. Hypoallergenic silicone safe for sensitive skin and pH-balanced internal use.
Charge fully (about 60 minutes) before first use. Press the button once to power on — starts at the lowest setting. Each press cycles through 5 intensities. Hold 2 seconds to switch between external and internal modes. Long-press to power off. Use water-based lubricant — silicone-based lubes can degrade silicone toys.
Uno's ergonomic design is perfect for solo exploration and learning your preferences. The gentle intensities and intuitive controls make it ideal for partnered play too. The intuitive shape works naturally for both styles of pleasure.
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“As a doctor specializing in sexual health, I frequently recommend quality clitoral vibrators as tools for pleasure and wellness. Thelemonmassagers delivers high-quality, beginner-friendly devices that are particularly useful for women experiencing changes in sensitivity.”
Sara Tang
Sexuality Coach
“Pleasure is something you deserve, not earn. Every woman should feel confident exploring her desires without shame. Thelemonmassagers creates toys that are both beautiful and effective — exactly what the market needs.”
Maaike Steinebach
Relationship Therapist
“Innovation in female pleasure deserves serious attention. Thelemonmassagers combines thoughtful design with genuine research, making sexual wellness accessible and shame-free for everyone.”
Karen Bigman
Certified Menopause Coach
“Thelemonmassagers delivers powerful, precise stimulation in discreet, beautiful packaging. The lemon design is playful, the performance is serious, and the experience is genuinely transformative for many users.”
Hayley Hoffman
Wellness Educator
“Thelemonmassagers makes pleasure accessible and enjoyable. The products are thoughtfully designed for both solo exploration and partner play, supporting healthy sexual expression at any age.”
Angela Wright
Color Psychologist
“Thelemonmassagers' lemon vibrator is perfect for beginners and experienced users alike. Multiple patterns, whisper-quiet operation, and thoughtful design make it a standout choice in the market.”
Annette Benedetti
Sexologist & Educator
“I appreciate Thelemonmassagers' focus on discretion and power. These tools help women explore pleasure without judgment, and the quality is genuinely impressive at every price point.”
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Pelvic Floor Specialist
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Intimacy Coach
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Better than luxury names.
We compared Uno against leading premium vibrators on the specs that matter. See how Thelemonmassagers stacks up, half the price.
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| Intensities | Ideal more5Levels | 8 |
| Battery Life | Solid more90 minSession | 120 min |
| Charge Time | Quick more60 minUSB-C | 90 min |
| Noise Level | Quiet more48 dBWhisper | 52 dB |
| Water Resistant | Full moreIPX6Rated | Splash |
| Silicone Grade | Certified moreMedicalFDA-Reg. | Food-grade |
| Warranty | +100% more12 mo | 6 mo |
| Pleasure Guarantee | Full more30 daysGuarantee | 14 days |
| Discreet Shipping | Free moreStandardAlways | $5 extra |
| Beginner-Friendly | Ideal moreYesDesigned | Advanced |
| Price | −50% more$65From | $129 |
What's inside Uno
Five sensations. One
intuitive vibrator.
We designed Uno around one goal: make pleasure feel effortless for beginners and explorers. Here's what's inside the design.
- 01 / 08
5 Intensities
One button, five intensity levels. Start gentle, explore gradually, or jump to your favorite. Your most-used setting saves for next time.
02 Whisper-Quiet Motor
Just 48 dB at full power — quieter than a soft conversation. Thin walls, roommates, or travel: no awkward moments.
03 IPX6 Water-Resistant
Splash-proof and shower-friendly. Enjoy in the bath, or clean easily under running water — worry-free pleasure.
04 90-Minute Battery
Long enough for any session, fast enough to recharge. 60-minute USB-C top-up gets you back to play.
05 Medical-Grade Silicone
FDA-registered, non-porous, hypoallergenic. Phthalate-free, latex-free, BPA-free. Safe for sensitive skin and daily use.
06 Ergonomic Design
Thoughtfully shaped for comfortable grip and natural reach. Works intuitively for both solo exploration and partner play.
07 Discreet Shipping
Plain exterior box, no logos, no identifying marks. Your doorstep stays anonymous and private.
08 Beginner-Approved
Gentle starting intensity, intuitive controls, and easy-to-understand features. Perfect for first-time buyers and explorers.
Every Uno is assembled, tested, and QC-passed in our facility before shipping worldwide.
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Uno matches premium personal vibrators on every spec that matters — silicone grade, motor power, battery life. Here's what you'd pay for similar quality elsewhere.
Uno Vibrator
1 vibrator · 5 intensities · gentle design
$65/once
- Leading luxury vibrator$129 USD
- Premium imported brand$149 USD
- High-end clitoral vibrator$165 USD
- Boutique personal massager$185 USD
- Travel pouch (quality)$20 USD
- Magnetic USB-C charger$12 USD
- Extended warranty (12 mo)$25 USD
- Discreet shipping upgrade$5 USD
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Our flagship beginner vibrator with 5 intensities, whisper-quiet motor, medical-grade silicone, and 90-minute battery. Water-resistant, rechargeable, and perfect for exploration.
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= $65 once, 12 months of warranty, 50,000+ happy customers.
- 5 intensities, one-button control — easy to explore
- Whisper-quiet (under 48 dB) motor for privacy
- IPX6 water-resistant — shower-friendly design
- 90-minute battery, 60-minute USB-C charge
- Medical-grade silicone, body-safe, phthalate-free
Our Promise
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Not loving it? We'll make it right.
30
Day Guarantee
Pleasure Guarantee
Unopened and unused within 30 days? Exchange it, or send it back in its original sealed packaging for a full refund. Already opened it? Our care team will help you find a better match, at no extra cost.
365
Day Guarantee
Warranty
12 months of coverage on every device. If something isn't right, we'll ship a replacement immediately.
FAQs
Very. Every Thelemonmassagers order arrives in a plain exterior box with no brand markings, no logos, and an invoice with your name only — nothing identifying what's inside. You can also add extra-discreet packaging at checkout for $3.99.
Up to 90 minutes on a full charge, depending on intensity. The Uno charges in about 60 minutes via the included USB-C cable. Battery is lithium-ion, rated for 800+ full cycles.
Yes — Uno runs at under 48 dB at full intensity, which is about the sound level of a quiet library or soft conversation. Thin walls, shared rooms, and travel bags have been tested and approved by thousands of customers.
Absolutely. Uno is made from FDA-registered medical-grade silicone — phthalate-free, BPA-free, latex-free, and hypoallergenic. It's also non-porous, so it's easy to clean and won't harbor bacteria.
Yes. Uno is IPX6 rated, meaning water-resistant and shower-friendly. Perfect for exploring in the bath or cleaning easily under running water. Just dry thoroughly before charging.